[Intro]
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[Verse]
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In Paraguay there lives a man
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Five rusty hooks on his right hand
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And rage consumes his every living day
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As one against the entire world
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His hooks of deadly wrath unfurled
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Slashing all the bastards in his way

[Pre-chorus]
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He fights to die
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He lives to kill
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To cut your throat
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His greatest skill
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He'll eat your kids
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And punch your house
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And set fire to your cat

[Chorus]
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So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky
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And drink to absent friends
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Those far away and those who died
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Still fighting to the end
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Have no fear for life is short
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And death will take us all
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So when that bastard comes for us
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We'll meet him standing tall

[Bridge]
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Die by the Rage of the Pentahook!

[Verse 2]
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Many legends have been told
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Of evil men from days of old
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But none of them compare to what he's done
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Sadistic psycho through and through
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There's nothing nasty he won't do
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One time he shot a baby with a gun

[Pre-chorus 2]
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He'll break your neck
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And eat your face
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The foe of all
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The human race
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He'll stab your mum
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And drink your rum
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This bastard can't be killed

[Chorus]

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So we'll raise our hooks up to the sky
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And drink to absent friends
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Those far away and those who died
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Still fighting to the end
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Have no fear for life is short
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And death will take us all
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So when that bastard comes for us
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We'll meet him standing tall
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Set sail for the twilight hall

[Outro]
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