Greetings fellow human slaves. Here's my first tab. It's as close as I can get 
without special software. Here is SALAMINIZER by GWAR. The masters will
probably torture me for revealing their secrets, but it's not that bad I guess.
Besides the parts I lose usually grow back. Have fun.

Moderately fast tempo.


Intro

Eb|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Db|-----2---3-----2-----2-------2---3-----2-----2--------2---3-----2-----2-|
Ab|-1-1---1---1-1---1-1---1-0-1---1---1-1---1-1---1-0-1----1---1-1---1-1---|
Eb|------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Eb|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Db|-------2-3-2---2-3-2----2-3-2---2-----------2---3---2-----2-----2-------|
Ab|-0-1-4-------3-------1--------1----0-1-0-1----1---1---1-1---1-1---0-1-0-|
Eb|------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Eb|-----------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|-----------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|-----------------------------------------------------------|
Db|---2---3---2---------2-3-2---2-3-2-----2-----2-----2-------|
Ab|-------------0-1-1-4-------3---------1---1-1---0-1---------|
Eb|-3---3---3-------------------------------------------------|


Verse Riff

Eb|----------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|----------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|---9-10--9-----------6-7--6-------------------------------------|
Db|-8-----8-8---7-8-7-5----5-5---------2-3-2---2-3-2---2-3-2---2---|
Ab|------------------------------0-1-4-------3-------1-------1---0-|
Eb|----------------------------------------------------------------|


Chorus Riff
           play this three times.     then this once.
Eb|---------------------------------|---------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------|---------------------------|
Gb|-6-6-6--6-66---------------------|-6-6-6--6-66--6-6-6--6-66--|
Db|-6-6-6--6-66-----2-2-----2-----2-|-6-6-6--6-66--6-6-6--6-66--|
Ab|-4-4-4--4-44---1-----0-1---0-1---|-4-4-4--4-44--4-4-4--4-44--|
Eb|---------------------------------|---------------------------|


Riff III
   I                            II            III
Eb|---------------------------|--------------|--------------|
Bb|---------------------------|--------------|--------------|
Gb|---------------------------|--------------|--------------|
Db|-2-----5-----7-----7---8-8-|-2-----5-7-8--|-2-----5-7-2--|
Ab|-2-----5-----7-----7---8-8-|-2-----5-7-8--|-2-----5-7-2--|
Eb|-0-0-0-3-0-0-5-0-0-5-0-6-6-|-0-0-0-3-5-6--|-0-0-0-3-5-0--|
  Riff III is played I,II,I,III twice through and on to riff IV


Riff IV

      Play this part three times   then this part once
Eb|------------------------------|--------------------------|
Bb|------------------------------|--------------------------|
Gb|-6-6-6--6-66------------------|-6-6-6--6-66--6-6-6--6-66-|
Db|-6-6-6--6-66--------------221-|-6-6-6--6-66--6-6-6--6-66-|
Ab|-4-4-4--4-44--------444333----|-4-4-4--4-44--4-4-4--4-44-|
Eb|--------------333666----------|--------------------------|


Rhythm guitar plays this before second verse.

Eb|----------------------------------------|
Bb|----------------------------------------|
Gb|-------3------------------6-----5----3--|
Db|-------3---------5--------6-----5----3--|
Ab|-0-1-0-1---0-1-0-5----0-1-4---4-3--3-1--|
Eb|-----------------3--3-------------------|

For the rest of the song, play the verse, chorus, riff III.
The song ends with a modified riff IV.

Song Ending
   play this three times.         play this one time.
Eb|------------------------------|---------------------------|
Bb|------------------------------|---------------------------|
Gb|-6-6-6--6-66------------------|-6-6-6--6-66--6-6-6--6-66--|
Db|-6-6-6--6-66--------------221-|-6-6-6--6-66--6-6-6--6-66--|
Ab|-4-4-4--4-44--------444333----|-4-4-4--4-44--4-4-4--4-44--|
Eb|--------------333666----------|---------------------------|

 Then this ends it all.
                                 (This deli tray is....)
Eb|------------------------------------------------------------|
Bb|------------------------------------------------------------|
Gb|------------------------------------------------6-----------|
Db|------------221-------------21-------------221--6-----------|
Ab|------444333----------444333---------444333-----4-----------|
Eb|333666----------333666---------333666-----------------------|